Alcoholic lobsters. Evilly grinning cows. Whorish pigs, and overconfident chicken.
If this sounds like one of your nightmares post five-meat pizza, then you may be right. Then again, you may be viewing suicidefood.com, a disturbing yet highly entertaining (in a lowbrow sort of way) blog that depicts stylized cartoon advertising animals revelling in the fact that they and their brethren are about to be consumed by a higher-up on the food chain.
In fact, these animals often pass beyond the mere reverie of animal slaughter…some of them, as the site says, are downright suicidal, boiling or slicing and dicing THEMSELVES into a fleshy orgiastic pulp (or crisp or slice). You’ll laugh, and you’ll grimace…and you’ll wonder about that box of Boca Burgers on sale in the frozen food section at Sweetbay, calling your name.